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BACK	We trotted the Keenspot men out for inspection by Bess and Emily from Look What I Brought Home! The men were left emotionally scarred and seeking treatment for symptoms of anxiety and trauma.

BESS AND EMILY'S SCRANTONVILLE HOTTIE SCALE!	We'll start with the best, and get to the rest!
General Protection Fault's Dwayne Scrantonville Hottie Scale: 10/10 "Now this guy's the total package. And I do mean package!" "Very nice, though I'm a little freaked out by guys with bigger boobs than me."
Adventure Inc's Simon Scrantonville Hottie Scale: 10/10 "This guy's washboard abs make me actually want to do my laundry!" "He looks kinda old, but that's never stopped me before!"
Help Desk's Boss Scrantonville Hottie Scale: 8/10 "I have no idea what it is, but man is it sexy!" "I like him too Em, he's a fine piece of tail!"
Krazy Larry's Larry Scrantonville Hottie Scale: 8/10 "Crazy guys are cool, and scars turn me on." "I don't know why he's wearing a bikini, but I'd like to help him out of it!"
It's Walky's Walky Scrantonville Hottie Scale: 7/10 "Yeah right, pal. What are ya, 10? Keep on dreamin' there." "I'd still do him. You never know what might be hidin' under them shorts!"
Look What I Brought Home's Bess and Emily Scrantonville Hottie Scale: OFF THE METER, BABY! "As far as the girls go, this is the only one you guys need to see." "There's enough of us to go around! Believe it!"
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