 | Fred the Slime Mold Occupation: Literature professor at a major online univerisity Age: Unknown (less than 5?) Interests: Reading, chatting online, tending his bread mold farm in Fooker's refridgerator. The gelatinous genius Fred is certainly the hottest slime mold on the beach! (He's also the only slime mold on the beach!) Decked out with his ultra-kewl shades and sipping his ice-cold cola, Fred basks in the glow of the warm sun. Rumor has it the ladies dig his poetry in IRC, but don't expect him to stay out too long... fresh air isn't the best thing for this green stud! |
