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BACK	We thought Elvis had left the building, but the arrival of fresh babes has attracted Joe like a bee to honey. A big horny bee who doesn't see anything wrong with the exploitation of honey.

JOE RANKS MORE BABES!	Joe, chauvinist pig and self-appointed rater of women.
Everything Jake's trio Rating: 10 out of 10 "Man, nothing like a sunset to put a trio of girls into the mood, eh? I bet the one on top is a lesbian. Maybe they're all lesbians! Sweet!"
Melonpool's Roberta Rating: 2 out of 10 "Sorry to say it, but this chick's got a few strikes against her. First, she's an alien. I'm not kosher with any group that kidnaps you and forces you to watch The Sound Of Music. Second, dude, she doesn't even look 10. That's just gross."
Corrine (morphed) from Clan of the Cats Rating: 7 out of 10 "I hope that's a costume."
Bobbins' Holly Rating: 8 out of 10 "Yeah, baby, yeah! If it weren't for those bloaty fingers, I'd be letting thisB bird check the oil under my bonnet, if you know what I'm saying. Oh what the hell, I'll bring gloves."
Mavis from Funny Farm Rating: 9 out of 10 "This girl's reputation precedes her. Yowza! Though I'm gonna hafta ask her to brush that sand off her pussy, if you know what I mean."
Sinfest's Monique Rating: 9 out of 10 "Monique can have a sinfest with me any day! I'm into all kinds of sin -- especially perverse sexual lust. I'll just distract that little dork with the stuffed tiger and we'll be alone, baby."
CRFH's Blue Rating: 10 out of 10 "BLUEBALLS! BLUEBALLS!!!"
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