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BACK	We really needed one of those anthropomorphic types to rate the fabulous furries here at Keenspot. When Krazy Larry offered, how could we say no? Especially since we were too frightened by a mangy, little, frothing animal in a straightjacket to say no.

KRAZY LARRY'S ANTHROPOMORPHIC EXPLOITATION REVIEW	Krazy Larry, whose qualifications as a judge of good horseflesh are known far and wide.
The Cast of The Mr.Chuck Show These guys think they're so friggin' cool. Standing there, with their polyester trunks and their non-alchoholic beverages. Well, lemme tell ya, I've been in the changing room with these jokers, and let's just say there ain't much underneath those trunks to back up that attitude, if you catch my drift. I give them a 5 out of 10 for lack of substance.....
Ferris of Newshounds I have respect for this filthy, disgusting vermin. Even though he looks like a total fairy, he's donned a women's bathing suit just to make a little scratch off hocking some cheap, useless tools. You've got to respect that. I give Ferris a 9 out of 10, one point deducted for lack of "bikini zone maintenence". Yuck.
Norman Gates of S.S.D.D. She means you're an ugly bastard, Norm, deal with it. This is a homicidal jerk after my own heart, and he looks ripped enough to kick my scrawny ass from here to East Overshoe, but I'm going to have to deduct major points for "just plain ugly"...let's say ten. Get a nip and tuck and come see us again next year, huh buddy?
Puck from Krazy Larry Some may say I'm biased towards these two, I say I'm the hardest on them of all. Ezekiel's fat and bald, Puck's not filling out the top half of that bikini very well, and the two of them together simply makes me have to retch. -25 out of 10...wait, let's make that -24 out of 10. That bikini line is smoooooooth...
The Boss from Help Desk I don't know what this is, but it get's a 10 out of 10, because it reminds me of my mother.
Pink and Blue from Pentasmal As you can see, I've run out of animals to review, so I'm just going with non-humans now. The girl looks hot, but Pink and Blue could use some shirts to cover those scrawny frames of theirs. Looks like a hunger strike in Ethiopia gone terribly awry. 7 out of 10.
Larry from Krazy Larry I was reluctant to do this shoot at first, but then the photographer blackmailed me and I was all to happy to oblige. I suppose I could have been poutier, it's true. But I think the photographer was pouty enough for the both of us after ! rearranged his @#$%# face. 10 out of 10.
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